Title: The Chatty Dad
Physical characteristics: Attractive, may or may not have dimples, usually with a cutesy nickname that is some derivation of his last name (‘”Macky” for MacAlister, “Smitty” for Smithman). May or may not have his nickname on his license plate.
Qualities: Strong handshake, gift of gab, occasionally tells stories that the listener has a hard time figuring out the point of, high potential for over-sharing family matters or issues.
Pros: Not schmoozy, kind of endearing in a Golden Retriever kind of way, always smiling.
Cons: Tendency to want to gab long enough that he makes you late for work, over-sharing can lead to uncomfortableness.